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Are you sure that you are a flight attendant?

  • March 25, 2015
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The FA and author of the blog Flying Pinto created a list that proof if you are a real flight attendant.

You know you are a flight attendant when:

  • You can eat a 4-course meal standing at the kitchen table.
  • You are so used to standing while eating you don’t even look for a chair anymore.
  • You search for a button to flush the toilet.
  • You look for the “crew lane” at the grocery store.
  • All of your pens have different hotel names on them.
  • You NEVER unpack.
  • You can recognize pilots by the backs of their heads – not by their faces.
  • You can tell from 70 yards away if a piece of luggage will fit in the overhead bin.
  • You can tie a neck scarf 36 ways.
  • You know at least 25 uses for air sickness bags – none of which pertains to vomit.
  • You understand and actually use the 24-hour clock.
  • You own two sets of uniforms: fat and thin.
  • You don’t know what day of the week it is!
  • You stand at the front door and politely say “Buh-bye, thanks, have a nice day” when someone leaves your home.
  • You can make a sentence using all of the following phrases: “At this time,” “For your safety,” “Feel free,” and “As a reminder”.
  • You know what’s on the cover of the current issues of Hello, Ok, and People magazines.
  • You stop and inspect every fire extinguisher you pass by, just to make sure the “pressure gauge needle is in the green zone.”
  • Your forearms and hands are riddled with oven burns and galley cuts.
  • You wake up and have to look at the hotel stationery to figure out where you are.
  • You refer to cities by their airport codes.
  • Every time the door bell rings you look up at the ceiling.
  • You change into your “cabin shoes” to cook dinner at home!
  • You open your bathroom doors at home slowly in case someone forgot to lock it.
  • You only know 100, 150 or 250 degrees in your home oven.
  • You can spot out a flying airplane from the ground and tell the other person what airline it is and what type of aircraft.
  • You bring home different grocery bags full of goodies that you can’t get in your home town – and tell a story about it.
  • You’re a GREAT multi-tasker.
  • You have mastered the art of walking very quickly down the aisle and not catching anyone’s eye.
  • You’re at a friend’s party and you start wiping your hands on their curtains.
  • You try to “lock and latch” your shopping cart.
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